Old fashioned words that make you sound smart and are also ridiculously fun to say.
Flummery (n.): empty talk or flattery meant to please or deceive; nonsense dressed up as substance.
Not garden-variety nonsense — the premium grade. Undiluted, unbothered, and presented without a shred of apology. Someone just served you a full plate of it and is waiting for a reaction; this shirt is that reaction.
