You have been trying to get someone's attention for twenty minutes.
He has been trying for eleven seconds. He's already won.
It starts before your alarm. You feel it before you're fully awake — that specific, patient, completely unyielding stare from two inches away. No sound. No movement. Just eyes. Boring into your soul at 5:47 in the morning until your eyes open, you sigh, and you get up a full hour before you needed to.
He was always going to win that one. He knew it. You knew it. You got up anyway.
It's the paw on the knee. The chin on the armrest. The light nose bump. The full-body lean that somehow increases in weight until it is physically impossible to focus on anything else. The sigh — that specific, perfectly calibrated sigh — deployed at exactly the moment your resistance is at its lowest. He is not subtle. He is not patient. He is, however, completely irresistible. And he knows it. You never stood a chance.
A perfect gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who has ever been mid-sentence and completely derailed by a dog who simply decided it was time for attention right now.
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee in Moss
- Relaxed, boxy fit — soft from the first wear
- Original illustrated design, created exclusively for My Máximo Life
- Printed in the USA — made when you order it
Boxy, relaxed silhouette by design. Size down for a more fitted look.
Part of the Máximo Love collection — for the people who love their dogs a completely reasonable and totally proportionate amount.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
