My Dog Has More Jobs Than Me

Chief Security Officer. Head of Perimeter Patrol. Lead Investigator, Suspicious Sounds Division. Senior Analyst, Who Just Pulled Into the Driveway. Full-time Emotional Support Specialist. Part-time Couch Warmer.

You have one job. He has six before breakfast.

Your dog does not clock out. He does not take lunch. He does not need a meeting to align on priorities — he already knows the priorities and he is on it. Every sound, every smell, every person, every squirrel. Assessed. Logged. Handled. While you were still finding your breakfast, he had already completed his morning rounds, filed his preliminary report, and was back at his desk waiting for the next assignment.

His résumé is longer than yours. You could not be more proud.

This funny dog owner shirt is for the person who knows their dog is the hardest working member of the household — who takes every single one of his jobs completely seriously, and who has earned every one of them. Your dog doesn't just live here. He runs the place. You support his vision.

A perfect gift for dog dads, dog moms, and anyone who has ever watched their dog snap to attention at 2am over absolutely nothing and thought — good boy. Stay on it.

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee in Moss
• Relaxed, boxy fit — soft from the first wear
• Original illustrated design, created exclusively for My Máximo Life
• Printed in the USA — made when you order it

Boxy, relaxed silhouette by design. Size down for a more fitted look.

Part of the Máximo Love collection — for the people who love their dogs a completely reasonable and totally proportionate amount.