My Dog Eats Better Than Me — Funny Dog Mom/Dog Dad Comfort Colors Graphic Tee

Salmon. Sweet potato. Carefully selected protein. Zero fillers. Probiotics. A splash of bone broth, because he deserves it.

You had cereal over the sink at 7pm.

This is not neglect. This is prioritization. You have read the ingredient labels. You have researched the brands. You have made completely informed, deeply considered decisions about your dog's nutrition — and you stand behind every single one of them. His bowl is better than your plate and you would not have it any other way.

This funny dog lover shirt is for the dog owner who meal preps for their dog before they meal prep for themselves — and who has absolutely no plans to change that. Your dog eats well because you made sure of it. That's not excessive. That's love with a grocery list.

A perfect gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who has ever spent twenty minutes reading dog food reviews and then ordered takeout for themselves because they ran out of time.

- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee in Moss

- Relaxed, boxy fit — soft from the first wear

- Original illustrated design, created exclusively for My Máximo Life

- Printed in the USA — made when you order it

Boxy, relaxed silhouette by design. Size down for a more fitted look.

Part of the Máximo Love collection — for the people who love their dogs a completely reasonable and totally proportionate amount.